you're no boy of mine

damnesdelamer:

theconcealedweapon:

autistic-autumn:

b0nkcreat:

actually the fact tumblr glitches and treats you like a new user when youre not is really funny. could you imagine taking a bite out of a fucking big mac or whatever and a whole crowd of people jump out and start cheering and congratulating you on learning how to eat

people from the us trying to think up analogy: “this is just like if mcdonald hamburger”

huffylemon:

blogitalianissimo:

memeuplift:

braindeadbunbun:

mevil:

inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

yahahatism:

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

grieving4theliving:

t shirt that says “ask me about the time loop” and i wear it every day

shitpostswithteaplease:

sapper-in-the-wire:

frankendykes-monster:

Losing my goddamn fucking mind over how Batman 1966 gave Catwoman a sidekick in one episode and named her Pussycat.

that’s the legendary Jewish lesbian singer Lesley Gore btw, so I have an inkling they knew what they were doing

robot-horde:

iwasbored777:

Can we talk about John Cena in the Barbie movie for a bit?

My favorite part about this is that they only put him in there because he asked to be in it.

John Cena asked if there was anything he could do in the Barbie movie and they came back with “how about a merman?” and John said hell yeah!